Ridiculous !!!!!

This post is not meant to hurt or to prove anyone wrong. I have shared my personal views only….

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 While we meet someone known person in the street or in the market the general and very much common question we face is….

Kemon achho?achhis? (Bengali)

Kaise ho? (Hindi)

How are you? (English)

General answer is…

Motamuti(Bengali)

Thikthak hun(Hindi)

Yah, am fine(English)

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In a grocery shop…

Grocery-er jinis nite esechho?esechhis?(Bengali)

Grocery ka saman kharidne aaye ho/aaya hai?(Hindi)

So, you are here to buy grocery materials?

Common and general reply…

Haan/ yes

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In a petrol pump, seeing me taking petrol the common question

Petrol nite esechhis?

Petrol lene aaye ho?

Buying petrol?

The general and common answer is…yes

Now let me share what I feel to answer….

If someone asks me in the street while crossing me or in the market, I feel to answer…

नही भाइ बिलकुल भि ठीक नही हूँ, वक़्त अच्छा नही चल रहा है, बहुत सारे दर्द है सीने मै....चलो आओ बैठ के सुनाते है तुम्हे.

Or

हाँ सब कुछ बहुत अच्छा चल रहा है, बहुत हि अच्छा समय चल रहा है, सब कुछ मन मुताबिक हो रहा है, बहुत किस्से है, चलो आओ बैठ के सुनाते है.

Logically I wanna say….aisa sawal karte hi kyun ho jinka jawab tumhe sunna hi nahi…

Logically after asking about your life  no one will spend even thirty minutes to hear from you and to guide you or to share your pain.

In a grocery shop when people ask…buying grocery material for home? I found it very ridiculous…coz when they can see that I am buying the cooking materials then asking such question is so much illogical, what I feel to answer is….

No, I am buying materials to prepare a bomb and I will through that bomb upon you.

When in a petrol pump someone can clearly see that I am refilling the tank then they ask…buying petrol?

I feel to answer…no, I am here to blow up this petrol pump.(नही पेट्रोल लेने नही आया...इस पेट्रोल पम्प को उड़ाने आया हूँ)

I admit…for the sake of socialism…people ask such questions but I feel that there are lots more logical way to interact with people when you meet for a fraction of second, like….

Your dress is nice/seems you are in hurry?  Or just a smile is enough.

Marketing ho gaya?/ aaj bhao bahut jyada hai…

Bike kaisa service de rahai hai?/ petrol ka bhao aur girta toh achha hota….

These are the question that can be answered with yes or no.

At the last I must say…people(those who know me closely) call me “unsocial”.