
Few months
ago Sunandasaurya attended a bloggers meet, eighty bloggers has been invited
there and Sunanda was one of them, some were known to her and some were still
to make front to front conversion. During the lunch time Sunanda was talking
with three other bloggers who were in the same table and gradually she came to
know that three other bloggers are suffering from same irritation, this make
her more curious and she decided to ask others about it and to her utter
surprise she came to know that all the bloggers who were present there actually
suffering from same irritation. After the end of the event she discussed the
issue of irritation with three other bloggers and took the responsibility to
make an end of this issue.
After a
month Sunanda and other three bloggers started to contact other bloggers and
ask about their convenient day to arrange a bloggers meet, no funding from any
reputed company was possible because of the reason the meet has been arranged,
so naturally bloggers contributed themselves for the necessary expenditures and
they did it happily.
After one
and half month they gathered in a big ceremony hall, more than 200 bloggers
were present, some bloggers who were unable to make time after taking every
efforts possible, requested Sunanada to send them the updates of this meet. There
were many bloggers came from abroad somehow managing their time.
So, when
everyone took the seat, Sunanada appeared in the dais and started
…you all
know why we are here today, we want solution of our irritation, the easiest way
is to avoid the reason which is irritating all of us but I think it will be a
fatal one,
There was a
buzzing sound all over the hall, the words which were prominent are “disastrous”,
“devastating” “dangerous’
Pls keep quiet,
all these I expected from all of you…said Sunanda
Took a pause
and started again
…yes, you
are right avoiding the issue can be disastrous, now I wanna request you to
submit your papers and at the end we will make a final paper.
Everyone
submitted their papers and after two hours of effort they made a final one, in
the mean time Sunanada’s phone rang many times, she was getting mails and chat
notifications of other bloggers who were eagerly waiting to know the updates of
this meet.
After the
final paper they went for a short break, took some tea and coffee, as I have
said earlier that no company funded this meet so everything was arranged by the
money contributed by bloggers, even the bloggers who were unable to attend has
sent money so that attendees do not face any problem and the meet becomes a successful
one.
After the
tea break they took their seats and the discussion continued
…look we
have made a final list and you all have a single copy of it, read it carefully
and try to find out that particular girl, this final paper consists
of…what should be the walking style of
that girl, what should be the style she
looks back, her attitude, her way of talking, her nature, level of calmness and
steadiness, what should be her philosophy of life and most importantly she
should have deep realization level and faith in love, she must know what true and
pure love is.
There was a
pin drop silence in the hall, everyone was looking at the final list and mixed
reactions could be seen in their faces.
Sunanda
started again
…take an
oath that we will find this girl in between one month and will arrange the
marriage as soon as possible, by the way, do anybody know how much “His”
monthly income is…
A blogger
with irritated voice shouted from the corner
…Bhhekhari
hoga shaala(That stupid must be almost a beggar), logically earning is not
possible by living in the world of fantasy, “He” always lives there so how can
he earn?
…okay, I can
understand the reason of your irritation and your logic also, so if this is so
then what should be the solution?
200 bloggers
shouted out…we will contribute, we will contribute.
…okay,
thanks a lot, that’s why we are here today we will surely find out the solution
of our irritation, I think if each one of us contributes hundred rupees then
total amount will be 20, 000 and I think this will be enough for monthly
expenditure, here I must inform you that more than 100 bloggers who are unable
to attend this meet requested me to ask for any help if we need and I think I
must inform them about this decision otherwise it can hurt them.
Sunanda
mailed other bloggers and everyone accepted the decision to contribute money
and at the end according to the calculations they decided to contribute rupees
fifty each. Sunanda informed everyone and asked
…look this can’t
be done for long time, I mean to invest money, at least “he” should do some
work to run his new family, so how will we solve this.
A blogger
informed…I am opening a new company, it will surely start in between six months
and I will appoint “him” as a guard in the entrance, this one will help him to
continue his work, he is habituated with this and it will need time to leave
this habit that’s why the job as a guard will be perfect.
They finalized
everything and went for the lunch, happiness and peace can easily be seen in everyone’s
face, finally they have find out the solutions.
After taking
the lunch and bidding good bye the bloggers headed towards airport, bus stand
and rail station to return home.
When my sis
came to know about this meet she said…
Yeh to aisi
baat ho gayi ke…Duniya me teen cheez-e hoti toh hai par kisine dekhi nahi…
Jyotirmoy ki
Practical Life
Sachchawala
Pyaar aur Bhooto ka sansar.
So what’s
the bloggers meet about?
Ok, let me share
some of the dialogues those my sis showers upon me frequently…
“Har waqt
yun pakao shayri liktha rahta hai, tu thaqta nahi”?”
“You know,
actually you are irritating the readers writing shayris”(Shayri likh likh ke tu
logo ko paka raha hai)
‘One day
will come when people will not read your shayri, so boring all these”
‘Don’t you
feel bored living in dreamy world? How can you live all the time there?”
“Be
practical Bro”
“Don’t it
irritates you to live in saddy saddy(fomed from the word “sad”) world”
“I think you
should get married, only then you have to face the real world”
More than
fifteen days ago I shared one of my shayri with her through whatsapp and this
is the reply I have received…
“pak,pak,pak….pakao”
This is how
I got the idea to write this post.
This post is
not intended to make fun of anyone except myself.
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